Smoking domestic cigs you die as a patriot, smoking American ones you die as an investor.
In the morning decent gentleman must exhale smell of today's beer, not of yesterday's one .
Better overeat than undersleep .
Don't leave for tomorrow what you can drink today .
Drink as much as possible today not to drink tomorrow, and act this way everyday .
Gentlemen! Don't throw butts into urinals, please! It's hard to light them then.