Lawn Games: Helping You Recreate All Those Halcyon Memories of Youth!And Helping You Invent Those Memories If You Have None!Here is the 2005 Lawn Games:
Can't remember the rules to your favorite game? That's OK. We'll happily to make some up for you. Don't think Lawn Games will have the game you want? That's OK too. Bring it along and add it to our repertoire. We'll gladly make up rules to go with that game too.
|
Remember those warm, sunny
afternoons running screaming through the yard wearing
nothing but your cut-off shorts? Remember dodging the
Lawn Dart that your little sister just flung at you?
Remember thinking fondly to yourself "These are the best
days of my life!" as your older brother ground your head
into the turf? Well good for you! Now's your chance to
make those memories come alive again!
Yes! Lawn Games is here to provide YOU with
the games of your youth so that you can re-live the
humiliations that you thought were gone forever! You can
now spend afternoons in the searing Black Rock Desert
sun and heat chasing the four-square ball (Sound
familiar?)! You can spend your mornings arguing about
the rules of croquet (No, the red ball does not
get to go twice for each turn you take.).
At Lawn Games we're proud to be able to help
you humiliate yourself in front of others. Bring your
friends and your enemies to Lawn Games so that you can
prove to them you're still the same kid you were when
you were five. Challenge them to grudge matches and
tournaments.
